Have you ever noticed that there seem to be more plump guys on motorcycles, then there are skinny guys? Honestly, is it just me or has anyone else noticed how the bikes are getting smaller and the riders are getting bigger? So I'm driving down the road thinking of some funny song titles for hefty dudes on Harley type bikes. Here is what I came up with.
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1. Born to be Wide
2. Bad to the Blubber
3. Two Tickets to Paradise Cafe
4. Rock'n down the Jenny Craig Highway
5. Magic Chaff-it Ride
6. Flirt'n with Dino-asster
7. Against My Wind
8. 30 days in the Buffet
9. Fire on my mountain-ass
10. Knock'n on 7-11's Door
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No large men were hurt or abused in the making this blog.
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