The Cottage Cheese Curse

This blog entry is dedicated to the womanly Cottage Cheese Curse we like to call cellulite. There are many different ways to describe thigh junk. Examples, cottage cheese, dimples, bumples, lumps, divots, craters, bubble wrap, mashed taters, etc. Experts say approx. 90% of all women have some form of cellulite. Do you know what that tells me? That the other 10% are freaks of nature! This 10% will never look in the mirror and compare their thighs to a sack full of walnuts. They are not "normal." Freaks! Honestly, I don't think there is anything wrong with being lumped with the 90%. I like being a part of a majority. We women that constantly squish our thighs analyzing each lump, are not alone. I think we should be proud of our investment into making our thighs look more womanly. Sure if we get carried away, we get the old panty hose swish. But who cares! Yes, we can start small forest fires when our flannel pants get a little heated up while camping. Look at it this way, you will always have a fire source if you matches get wet. Of course, we can trap a burglar in a scissor death grip with our thighs. Nothing wrong with slightly restricting the airway of a law breaker. Best of all, our womanly thighs make us more womanly. So the next time you see some stick figure woman with legs that resemble a corn stalk, give her a shout out. Eat a freak'n hamburger! "You Daddy-Long Leg Freak!" :)