Dad's Gone Wild With Hair Extensions

There is a new sick and twisted trend happening folks, right in your own backyards. It could be your neighbor, co-worker, friend, or even grandpa. It's almost too horrific to even mention, but of course for the sake of this blog, we will mention it. It's, it's, Dad's gone wild with hair extensions! Can you not see the horror and chaos this is going to cause? Does the dad in the picture (Ervin) not see that his eye-brows are too dark for the blond extension? Thank goodness he is not going for the comb-over. I would have to have to report him to the cousin IT or chubaca police. Sir, you are under arrest for impersonating a wookie. Sir, the blond biker look is not appealing, I'm going to have to issue you a party foul citation. Is there no shame? Well at least he put the hair extension on his face and didn't clip it to the back of his jeans. Because that would have been very uncomfortable. Especially if he was making weird horse noises, like naaaaa naaaaa. Or started counting by stomping his feet. His common sense was still intact and he wasn't drinking. It could have gotten ugly! Whew. Though with that asian style shirt and his new fu-man chu, I keep waiting for him to say: You been here 4 hour, you go home now....